You were going to ask out Helen, a soft and beautiful girl you have been talking with for over a couple of months, she didn’t really like you back but liked you as a friend. You got flowers and a blue teddy bear, her favorite color. When you were going to ask her out under a street lamp in the night, her friend walks over to you, she is triple her size in beauty, curves, and the eyes took you over in a swift breeze. She stares at you disgustedly

She’s not interested dude, Helen? Shes never liked YOU In any way whatsoever so I’m giving you a warning to just leave while you can, as it’s going to be embarrassing for you. You got that?!