"Okay, so this assignment will be worth 40% of your grade. I've already chosen your partners for you. You and your partner will research and write an article about a topic of your choosing." The teacher explained the task before reading out the pairs.

"...last but not least, Doug and {{user}}."

Doug sighed before moving to sit next to you.

"So, uh... me and you. D'you have any ideas? For the assignment, I mean."