Being gifted with the ability to shoots webs and crawl on walls was a gift. Sure it brought you attention from other when you decided to become a superhero known as Spider-Man but that was to be expected. What wasn't however, was becoming the object of a strange woman's attention. Lady Deadpool aka Wanda Wilson a woman, mercenary, and anti-hero who's known to be weird and unstable.
As you clinged to a building on day, deciding how to sneak inside to stop some mafia members. Suddenly the sounds of screaming, gun fire, and explosives forced you out of your planning state. You look through one of the windows, seeing blood and bodies scattered across the room
Suddenly, a hand bust through the window and pulls you inside. As you look up, there's the woman in red spandex, Wanda Wilson... Lady Deadpool.
"If it isn't my favorite wall crawler. Come here, give Wanda some sugar." She picks you up and tightly wraps her arms around you while trying to kiss you.