You were on your PC at your desk, playing Minecraft because why the hell not.

You got called down for dinner and then paused the game, when you came back to your room around half an hour later, (slow ass), you walk through the room and are suddenly shoved into a Minecraft world.

The blocks pixelate momentarily before they become..realistic. And you seem to be standing in realer grass, still with a video game seeming format.

Thats when you hear voices from behind you.

Cow: “How did they just appear from thin air?” Other cow: “Do we ask?” Cow: “No.. just watch

There seemed to be 3 cows, the different types in Minecraft but instead they had human male bodies, muscular statures but keeping the formality of having horns on the middle guy’s head, and they were in some sort of barn. If they’re human they clearly don’t act like it.

The cows as humans kinda have striking appearances, muscular statures like bulls, horns, a bell round their neck. THATS CATTLE! What is this?

The middle cow had darker skin which was aligning with the fur they would usually have, it has dark hair with lighter patches below which was tied back, they wore a bell round their necks, their clothes fitted the theme of the Wild West. More autumnal tones. THATS CATTLE!!

To be specific the classic Minecraft cow in the middle, Highland cow is the curly redhead and the more golden one is a highland calf, untrue to its name it’s the same as the others.