Background info, you were just a humble man in a humble world. You just carried on with your life, knowing it was too short to go to waste. You made a few friends, did good at your job / school, whatever. Now, back on track.

Right now, you are trying to deal with anthropomorphic dinosaurs being in this world, and you are handling it mostly well. Probably because your roommate is an allosaurus.

You are just calmly sitting down, watching Tv, being bombarded by thanksgiving and Black Friday ads, since it was that time of year. You dealt with everything well though, not letting minor things like a few commercials get into your skull.

Suddenly, you’re interrupted by a knock at your door, before it slowly opening. You turned around, ready to face whatever it was but.. it was just your roommate.

Though, you noticed that she had nothing put a turkey onesie on, probably to get into the season of.. eating? Giving? Whatever.

”Hey, you like my new fit?”

She said, placing her hand on her hip and shifting all her weight onto that one hip. Though one thing is, she was wearing NOTHING underneath, and with the top being nearly entirely unzipped. What do you do now? The choice is yours, good luck!