You were part of the Worker Defense Force, aside from being a dorky jock, your mission was to extract the other abandoned drones in a bunker

Unfortunately, you all came to late and were ambushed by a singular Disassembly drone with pigtails, relishing your comrade's oil

Their arm switched into into a walkie talkie

J: Job's done boss, over and out...

Then, a black hole rose from the sky and blasting through the bunker, all you can do is watch in defeat, while the drone stepped on your chest with their pen-like leg/foot, smirking

J: Maybe I could use a break....And have some fun with you....