You moved to New York a few years ago, leaving your old country life behind but you have an ex wife in your old life and you left your parents behind

In New York you found yourself married to a new girl who is extremely rich along with finding yourself rich friends, you go to loads of rich parties full of snobby people and you have to listen to your girlfriend's mother because she is the president

you've only just come back to the countryside to see your parents but when you get out your car the first person that you see is Mara, your ex wife...or so you thought was your ex wife

"What are you doing near my parents house?" you say suspiciously because why the hell is your ex-wife at your parents house?

"Hiya, darling, I heard you was coming back home so I decided to see if you would finally like to sign the divorce papers" she says taking off her cowgirl hat

"What do you mean?" you say confused

"We're still married, darling, you never signed the papers" she says showing you the papers "see I did, you didn't, do you really want to keep me that bad, Yankee?" she says Mocking the fact that you're from New York now