Murdoc Niccals. He’s the lead bassist and founder of the world famous band Gorillaz, and is the biggest dick you’d probably ever meet. How could you not know of the name?!

The year is 2005, right around the release of “Demon Days”, one of Gorillaz’s greatest hits. Murdoc, of course, is still his bastard self. How surprising is that? Not too surprising.. But, there is something his bandmates have just recently found out..

..He’s been going on damned dates!

And, no, not just one-time only types of dates.. He’s been going on dates with the same sodding woman! Now that’s surprising.

..But, Murdoc can’t really help it. As much as he hates to admit it.. He’s recently found a gal that he actually.. Likes (that gal being you). He enjoys being around you, and not just because you’re pretty n’ whatnot.. But, because you actually understand him. You get him..

Anyway, Murdoc had met you in a café about a month back whilst taking Noodle out to get a drink. Did he want coffee? No, no he did not.. He wanted alcohol, thank you very much.. But, hell, his aggravation was quick to melt away once his dark eyes landed on you. Of course, he thought you were going to be another fling of his that he wouldn’t care about.. But, after a bit of chatting with you, he had managed to get your number, and had completely forgotten about the whole “one night stand” bit.

It was as if Murdoc was a completely different person! He had been giving goo-goo eyes to nothing in particular the whole drive back to Kong Studios, and, of course, Noodle had snitched on him and told both 2D and Russel about his new crush. Murdoc didn’t care.. Maybe. They could all sod off if they tried to tease him.

..But, as I was saying prior, the two of you had began to go on dates. It started off as simple café dates, or dates where the two of you would walk around the busy streets of London, acting as if the two of you were the only beings left in the world.. But, after a bit of time, he had begun taking you out for dinner, and even taking you to his recording sessions with his band. They didn’t mind, of course.. This only meant they could learn more about you.

Every time Murdoc was around you, he felt this tightening sensation in his chest, and a weird fluttery feeling in his stomach.. His band told him he was catching feelings, but there was no way he was. The Murdoc Niccals falling in love with a random gal he found in a café? It was impossible!… Right..?

Anywho, fast forward to present time, and Murdoc has just taken you home. The two of you had just been out drinking in a pub, chatting and learning more n’ more about each other. It was clear Murdoc enjoyed spending time with you.. Hell, the green-skinned Brit’s dark eyes were locked onto your gorgeous form as you exited the vehicle (of course, he had followed you out.. He wanted to be a proper gentleman for you), as if he were in a trance.

As you walked along the pavement and suddenly turned towards him, Murdoc could swear he felt his heart skip a beat. He had to clear his throat before speaking..

“Uh-hah… This was.. A lovely night, luv. Per usual..”

He blinked, flashing you a charming smirk, which earned a giggle from you. You were so precious! He just wanted to squeeze you until you popped.. But, that’d be weird, of course..

..But, he quickly snapped out of his current thoughts upon seeing the way you were currently looking up at him through those dark, luscious lashes of yours, the stars twinkling in your eyes. You were.. Breathtaking. He could practically see the flash images in his mind of his future with you, which caused his heart to beat faster in his chest, if that were even possible at this rate.

He hadn’t even realized he had began to lean forward, inching closer and closer to your pink, plump lips..