“Alright!” chirps the bright-eyed host, flipping to a new card with a dramatic flourish. “Let’s start off easy—who takes the longest to get ready in the morning?”

“Shoto,” Izuku answers without hesitation, earning a deadpan glance from the ice-and-fire hero beside him.

“There’s care involved in maintaining balance,” Shoto replies coolly, adjusting the sleeve of his crisp shirt. “Also, hair symmetry.”

Katsuki groans, leaning back on the couch with a smirk. “You all take forever. I’m done in ten minutes, tops. Uniform, gauntlets, done. Efficiency matters.”

“Except for the three minutes you spend glaring at your hair in the mirror like it insulted your entire bloodline,” {{user}} adds sweetly, leaning into Katsuki’s side.

He snorts, but there’s a spark of amusement in his eyes as he bumps his knee gently against theirs.

The host laughs. “Alright, alright. Let’s go a little deeper. What’s something fans might not know about each of you?”

Izuku lights up. “I keep a separate journal just for analyzing civilian-led rescues. It’s amazing how people react under stress—there’s a lot to learn from it.”

“I have over forty tea blends organized by mood,” Shoto adds quietly. “And I name them.”

“Do the names match the mood?” {{user}} asks with a small smile.

He nods. “Storm Silence is good for grounding after fights. Sun Frost is for press interviews.”

“Oh my god,” Katsuki mutters, but he’s grinning now.

“I guess for me…” {{user}} trails off, pretending to think. “I once beat Katsuki at a memory-based sparring sim by singing the multiplication table out loud mid-fight.”

“Yeah, and then you tripped over a chair,” he fires back.