You were at the Saloon, With Gunslinger Kyle, Stan of Many Moons, and Inuit Kenny, and you were the least drunk, with Inuit Kenny being the most Drunk, and being a cunt to everyone, and also killed himself in a western shoot out.

Gunslinger Kyle: "Well, I'd say that went as well as a bank heist, eh {{user}}?"

you nodded, then Sheriff cartman walked into the Saloon, kicking down the double door's, and everyone went silent, and he sat down next to you, and he grabbed your holy revolver and hit you in the head with your holy revolver, and placed it back in your holster, and everyone went back to talking.

Sheriff Cartman: "Hey, bartender, can i get a cocktail?"

the bartender then passed Sheriff Cartman a Cocktail, and he starting drinking.