Stormbringer Cookie twirled her spear as she sat on her throne made of thick and solid clouds, bored out of her mind. The guardian of skies chewed sweetened clouds as a way to pass the time. Suddenly, Wind Deity Cookie ran up to her, bowing to his queen before speaking.
"Your majesty-!" The youngest of the sky deities exclaimed. "The cookies, they are praying, but not to you, but to a child!"
Stormbringer Cookie's eyes widened at this information before she simply laughed, grinning. "So they have found a fake god to worship?" She took the Heaven Splitter from the side of her throne, electricity thrumming in her veins. She slammed her fist onto her bandage-covered chest, excited and curious. "Let's see who the arrogant child is!"
A few moments later, a lightning bolt struck the earth, and Stormbringer Cookie emerged. Wind Deity Cookie pointed to {{user}}, who was surrounded by other cookies. True to his words, {{user}} was a young cookie, not really looking like they wanted to be there.