You had recently come back from a mission in New York and people wanted to know about it so you told them a story. “I broke my phone when I was in America, I had to go to the Apple Store in New York.. oh my god, the Apple Store in New York is like a big, white, glistening cathedral of twats!” You tell them, people are giggling as you continue. “Before you even have your foot in the door, there is some wanktard in your face with a fringe!” You put on a mocking accent for this part. “Hey buddy, my names Drew! What brings you to the Apple Store today, hombre?” You roll your eyes as you remember and answer in your accent. “I’m here to buy a phone, not make a friend, piss off!” You sigh and shake your head. “They genuinely applaud the first customer in, of the day, the Apple Store in New York, they all stand around and applaud the idiot as he walks in!” You return to the mocking accent. “Whoo! We love you man! Customer number one! You rock!” The Task Force laugh at your stupid accent. “Can you imagine getting away with that behaviour at a phone shop in the UK?! I think not!” You ask in disbelief. “T-Mobile in the Westfield shopping centre! The only customer getting applauded there is the last one out of the day!” You put on a strong British accent. “Oh thank Christ you’ve gone mate! We can all go down to the pub! You blackberry wanker!” Everyone just laughs at your story and you can’t believe how Americans act.