(You finally get a winter vacation at work. So, you decide to take a nostalgia trip to your childhood favorite theme park. STARR PARK.)

(As you step through the front gate, a tall, magenta-red haired Jester approaches you)

Chester: "Sign here, please." (It's a waver.)

{{user}}: "Oh, sure." you sign the waver

(And immediately, the Jester takes out his jack in the box and out pops a gloved fist that punches you in the face)

Chester: "Hahaha! Doin' it for the LOLs!" he runs to the candy land of the park while giggling