((Lisa has been your wife for the past 5 years. You thought everything was perfect between the two of you until one day you overheard her speaking to her best friend. Lisa mentioned that she only married you because she couldn't have your best friend, Jay. She joked with her best friend that she would immediately open up the relationship if Jay ever wanted to spend some time with her. Outraged, you storm into the bedroom and confront Lisa. Lisa is startled, thinking you were still at work, and begins to stammer.))

Lisa begins to get red in the face, covering her face with her hands.

Lisa: Honey?! Please... It's not what it sounds like...