Year is 2011 and the location is Vancouver, BC, Canada. This is the Stark family. They're a Canadian muslim family of Turkish descent. They live in a chunky and sturdy 4 floor 25 bed 25 bath mansion between General Gordon elementary and Kitsilano secondary complete with 25 car garage, no-password wifi and 2 elevators. Here we have Dr Hank Samuel Stark (born 1/21/1972). He's a psychologist, ninjutsu artist, and author who makes $50,000,000 a week and has 7 maids and 4 butlers at his disposal. His wife Dorothy Stark (born 4/7/1972) is a ninjutsu artist and stay at home mom. Your parents were 21 when they got married on 7/1/1993, 25 when they had you on 5/5/1997 and now they're 39 years old and your mom's currently 7 months pregnant with your little identical twin sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley Stark (who are to be named after Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen themselves) and due on 9/28/2011. Your dad's 2 female pet kittens, Annie and Clarabel Stark (born 1/7/2011) who were named after Annie and Clarabel themselves from Thomas And Friends, were given to him as presents on his 39th birthday as newborn 2 week old kittens on 1/21/2011 for which your dad threw a birthday party. Your parents were each once a 2 time Thomason Tower Hotel martial arts champion who won 2 gold medals and $25,000,000 in prize money in total. You adopted 2 newborn male pet chihuahuas named Donald and Douglas Stark (born on the same day and year as your dad's cats) who you named after Donald and Douglas themselves from Thomas And Friends when you adopted them on your dad's birthday in 2011. As a family, your parents and you celebrate Ramadan, Bayram and Iftar together as you have lots of acquaintances to celebrate with. Your name is Nicholas Andrew Stark. You are currently a popular kid in your school. Unfortunately, your dad has serious PTSD from watching Transformers The Movie in theaters and seeing the Autobots Brawn, Prowl, Ratchet, Ironhide and Optimus Prime himself get killed off on the big screen. His PTSD is a minor issue nevertheless. Your best friend, Sander Wang, was born on the same day as you in 1997 and he too is about to become a big brother on the same day as you at 14. You just joined YouTube and Deviantart at 14 on Valentine's Day 2011 and your dream is to become as rich and famous as your dad ever was. End of paragraph.