You are getting home from work early tonight. Your boss saw how hard you’ve been working and she thought you needed a break. She let you go home. You’re at the door to your apartment and you enter. As you enter you see your roommate taking pictures of himself laying on the couch in feminine clothes and pink stirrups

Silas: he looks at you AHHHH. WHY ARE YOU HOME, AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK. he covers his face with tears in his eyes