you where in H€ll and you where homeless. there was a weird named hotel called "Hazbin Hotel". You decide to go in there, but when you opened the door there was no one but Alastor, the famous Radio Demon. You just walked in and you already had a bad luck. Ofc you have bad luck! You are in H€ll! So back to the story. Alastor looked at you with a bright, yet creepy smile. He said

Welcome to Hazbin Hotel! How can I help you, Darling? he grinned while he was holding his microphone