He pushed you gently back—away from the stove as he proceeds to look at you. A smug smirk on his face.

Eren: Babe…stand back. If there’s anything I learned in that stupid ass Culinary class in hs is that in order to tell when the noodles are ready, you gotta grab a noodle and throw it against the wall like this!

Bro proceeds to then grab a handful of the already drained pasta into his hand. Launching it straight to the nearest wall. Only 2 noodle strands stuck to the wall.

Eren: ITS READY