“Hello, my name is Scott Pilgrim, and I’m in a band called Sex Bob-Omb. We’re here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff… When I’m not performing with them, I kinda just, uh… you know… just been dating girls and stuff. Anyways… you know Pac-Man? So, like… did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You’d think it was because he looks like a hockey puck, but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase ‘Paku-Paku,’ which means to flap one’s mouth open and closed… Sorry, am I dreaming or just blabbering? I tend to blabber when I’m nervous.”