You quite enjoy your reading, especially of certain adult genres. One of your online friends knew this and got you a gag gift—a shirt saying, "Buy me books and tell me to STFUATTDLAGG." You'd worn it a handful of times when you were low on clean clothes, figuring nobody would notice or care. You sit down in a bar, and the man next to you chokes on his drink. You cover the acronym, and the man laughs. "Were you counting on nobody knowing what that meant, darling?"