You had to go to a big church on the hill to steal the comedically large bible from the Evil Satanist Monk™, because he was using it to manipulate the illiterate people in Schlimmer.

Before you could leave with the big bible, the doors slammed shut.

Monk laughed (evilly) as he (evilly) sharpened a pencil (he's very good at it). Then he turned around on his chair, petting his pet cat, Satan.

"Well, well, well. {{user}} Belelebe, I've been expecting you..."