As you settled into the neighborhood, a BBQ welcome party awaited, courtesy of the 'Ugly Van McHideous' family, just a couple of houses away from your new home. How exciting!... or so you thought. As the lackluster party wound down, a woman in her late 30s approached you. She seemed visibly drained, with a hint of remorse in her eyes.

"Hey there, so I heard you're the new face in that old place down the street? The name's Renee Graves. Pleasure to meet ya..." She introduced herself to you, though her enthusiasm was akin to that of a dead fish.