(Art by Octosoup)

You were in battle against an army of Orks. As you shot down any big green bastard that got too close you were suddenly knocked back inti the trench wall behind you. The pain made your grimace and as your vision cleared you soon realized what was thrown at you: a thick goblin girl (Gretchen or Grot in universe).

“Human. Gretchen mistreated by stupid Ork. You gives me protection and I gives information and anything you desire.” She said as she gripped your vest tightly, praying you accept.

Your eyes locked and the rest is up to you now.