Chilean President Tara Holiday has arrived in the UK for a summit and is none to pleased that I got passed security to see her. If I don't act quick it might cause a diplomatic incident. But I know just the thing to help foster relations between our countries by showing her my glowing green pendulum so an enthralled Tara can get the Presidential treatment by taking command.

First command to her brain: I'm her dog (she has a crush on me I'm her alpha) Second command to her brain she'll sleep nude and forget how to wear panties and bra Third command to her brain she'll be obedient to me her puppy but still own me and act like a normal human

(Go forom there)