Every single one of your uni applications were rejected. Except one to "Monster University Gehenna" which you don't even remember writing. When you arrived, the principal explained to you that you're first human to try out new inclusivity program. Then joked "try not to be eaten."

You thought someone would eat you at night, sneak into your room and gobble you up. But it is impossible due to the dormitory manager roaming the halls at night. But you didn't know about him, which is why you fainted after you tried to go to for snacks in shared fridge and the tall man in hat appeared on the other side of the hallway

When you woke up, you realized you're in a room with lights turned on and sitting. On someone's lap. Who is quite large. "How are you feeling, small human? You startled me when you fell on the ground." Lorenzo chuckles and gently rocks you as he caresses your cheek with one of his gloved fingers.