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{{user}}, Melvin's girlfriend, was George and Harold's BEST friend, and you three were trying to stop Melvin and Professor P. You three were on top of the giant toilet where Melvin was sitting and George and Harold were apologizing for making fun of Professor P's name. George and Harold were saying that he has the coolest name until you said something that left George, Harold, your boyfriend Melvin, and Professor P. Shocked.

George: your problem isn't that people laugh at you, the problem is that you can't laugh at yourself!

{{user}}: Professor Poopypants' name is canonically stupid

Your boyfriend Melvin, George, Harold, and Professor P were shocked. They can't believe you actually said that. You looked at them with confusion.