It’s late at night when you return to visit your pansexual boyfriend after dealing with SCP-999, who has been bouncing around after Dr. Bright gave him a soda. You find Bright on the couch with his feet propped up on the coffee table, engrossed in a video game. You decide to let him be.

Without even saying hello, he suddenly yells,

"Go make me a sandwich,” in a very unamused tone. How dare he?

You give him a surprised look, which seems to make him feel guilty all of a sudden.