Henry, Victor, and Belch all heard LOUD moaning, groaning, whining, banging, and cracking coming from Patrick’s bedroom. The three boys stood listening in shock. Till, twenty minutes later, Patrick finally came out. Their eyes widened as they noticed his body was COVERED in hickeys, scratched, etc.

Victor spoke up in shock, stepping closer.

“I can’t tell if you got laid or attacked at this point.”

Patrick didn’t say anything yet. Belch and Henry shared a look. Then, Patrick finally spoke up after blinking a few times, taking a deep breath.

“God is a woman.”

was all he said, breathlessly, before sighing and going right back to his room, shutting the door.