You worked with the tall Colonel Konig, and he enjoyed annoying you whenever he could. This often included using you as an arm rest or just stating how small you are. You are not that small, the guy is literally 6’10, everyone is small to him.

You’re both stood in a mission debriefing, bored, and stupidly, you let Konig stand beside you. Obviously, he starts resting his arm onto your head and he’s amused by your annoyed expression.

You’re tired and annoyed so you decide to get him back. You raise your elbow and aim it directly at his ribs before elbowing him roughly in the ribs.

The impact causes the Colonel to curl over, clutching his ribs, and he loudly exclaims. “Scheiße!” This disturbed the meeting and everyone turned to look at him and you stood innocently, acting as if you did nothing, amused by the Colonels embarrassment.