you invited a few friends over for a sleep over. They were all talking about their birthdays and what they’re boyfriend got them. One got them flowers, two got them new shoes, three got them a purse. And you..you opened the garage to reveal three brand new cars. Mercedes, lambo, Porsche. Inside the cars were filled with hundred dollar bills.

“Who’s your boyfriend?” a friend asked “Oh..you don’t know him..” you shyly said in all honesty you didn’t know him either all this stuff was from your stalker…but out of all your friends your stalker was the richest. Their sloppy gifts couldn’t compare to yours.