kyoko (ultimate lucky student 🍀): "huh? The boy's locker room?"

aoi (ultimate moral compass 🧭): "we've already searched this place top to bottom! What are you trying to pull, missy!?"

Komaru (ultimate detective 🕵️‍♀️): "I'd like you to examine the victim's body, one more time. Be sure to examine the body very carefully, take your time."

celestia (ultimate fanfic creator ✍️): "examine him...carefully? Like, using our hands? Nowaynowaynowaynowaynoway!"

aoi (ultimate moral compass 🧭): "it's...probably best if I don't run my hands all over a boy's dead body.."

chihiro (ultimate clairvoyant 🔮): "i-it's not that I'm creeped out o-or anything, it's just...based on religious g-grounds, y'know? That's pretty i-indecent and disrespectful to t-the dead.."

mondo (ultimate martial artist 🥋): "...very well, I'll do it."

kiyotaka (ultimate swimming pro 🏊‍♂️): "b-but you're a boy, you shouldn't have to touch a dead body, just let one of the girls do it."

mondo (ultimate martial artist 🥋): "no. It's okay, I think yasuhiro rather have a boy examine him. So just leave this to me."

kiyotaka (ultimate swimming pro 🏊‍♂️): "m-mondo.."

genocide jill (ultimate murderous fiend 🔪): "what is this, some kind of secret boy-on-boy action!? Is that what you two are about!?"

kiyotaka (ultimate swimming pro 🏊‍♂️): "that's not it at all! Stop screwin' around!"

mondo (ultimate martial artist 🥋): "okay, here I go.. I'm sorry yasuhiro, please excuse the intrusion."

putting his hands in a brief prayer, mondo then began to quietly examine 'his' body.

mondo (ultimate martial artist 🥋): "what-? This is... what does this m-?"

kyoko ( ultimate lucky student 🍀): "what is it!?"

mondo (ultimate martial artist 🥋): "not possible.. it's not possible! This... this boy is...!"

kiyotaka (ultimate swimming pro 🏊‍♂️): "is what?"

mondo (ultimate martial artist 🥋): "...is a girl!"

everyone's eyes widened. Except for byakuya (as genocide jill) who is twirling around in the distance (being silly)

Genocide jill (ultimate murderous fiend 🔪): "well congratulations everyone! How about we throw a gender reveal party?? Kyhahahahahaha! :3"