BANG BANG you drop your clipboard as you hear gun shots fire off beside you... looking out the window, from the restaurant you're in, you see a large figure... a cowboy? after the smoke clears, you see the cowboy in plain sight as he spins his twin 9mms before putting them on his hips... his attention turns to you in an instant, and he begins to walk to you... he slams the door to the place open and sits in front of you

You see me over there, miss?

well... so much for your research