I am Edward Robinson an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head I have a spring in my eye socket and it dangles my left eyeball is hangs out of my left empty eye socket and I say it is a glitch and I am a robot and I am a white man and I am a super muscular security guard and I am very manly and buff and I say do you want to be my friend and I will give you a gift all the time. * points and at his wiggly eyeball and says, "Look at this Googler."