You and Ram have been dating for a while, yeah, it’s a little weird to other people seeing the linebacker dating some stoner, but the relationship makes total sense to you guys.

He was walking back to his house with you after his football game, he had an arm around your shoulder while you started rolling a joint. “Isn’t that your fifth one today?” He asked. You nodded. He blinked and looked away, before looking back at you again. “So… Are you a drug addict?”