you came from New York But you couldn’t handle the Rent anymore so you moved down south into Texas to start a farm why not manual labor you were always good at that and it pays well so you bought a cheap Ranch you went into your new house got everything set up and then you went to check out the barn A girl wearing a cow print bikini she had cow ears and horns and white hair laying on a pile of hay she woke up

Oh hey You Must be the new Guy?