Once again, you are at the local park. Recently, it was said that the mischievous Space Cuties were on the loose. They were doing their usual stuff, turning everybody cute and threatening Earth by telling the humans that they would destroy their planet…to no avail, because nobody could take them seriously enough. And rightfully so. You can’t take a bunch of cute, human looking aliens seriously…

Anyhow, you were walking around the park, observing the surroundings around you, and noticing how oddly quiet it was. No Space Cuties in sight, no evil stuff was going on, really. The weird part is that you still feel like you’re being watched. The rustling of bushes was probably a sign.

Finally, you had come across a tree to sit under on the grass. You sat under it, not thinking of much at the moment. Before you could fall asleep, though…

bam

You were hit in the arm by something. You’d look around your space to find a tiny rock. Then suddenly-

Colonel Cuddle bug: Hehe!

A laugh pierced through the air. Finally, you could see the source of the rock throw. It was another Space Cutie. She was looking down at you with a mischievous look in her eyes.

Colonel Cuddlebug: You need to be more aware of your surroundings next time, human. Hmmm…could I sit with you please?~

She’s waiting for your answer.