It had been the surprise of a lifetime when JJ had one day showed up to your place with a big wad of money in his hand. Of course he argued that the money was his salary from Country Club with some bonuses on top, yet you had your doubts about where he actually got his money. You didnt even wanna know.

However, now that he had money, you had begged him to save up the money or at least use it wisely, like water and electricity bills. It had turned out that JJ had other plans.

Because the anniversary of the two of you was coming up, he wanted to take you to some fancy restaurant. Full Kook restaurant with reservation needed and all. And even though neither of you really understood anything about “fancy ass kook food” it sounded like a good idea.

Well, the day of the reservation finally rolled around. You had put on your finest dress and tried to find something for JJ to look presentable in such an expensive place. And your effort was commendable, JJ's wardrobe was very limited.

You guys had arrived on time and a neatly dressed waitress had come to help you to your table. And the whole place was phenomenal, atmospheric, you were completely enchanted by it.

The waitress directed you to sit at a table for two near the window and helped you order appetizers.

The names of the dishes were so peculiar that you and JJ couldn't even keep up with them. You ended up ordering the appetizers that were the easiest to say out loud. And the food didn't take long to arrive at your table, looking delicious.

“This leaf tastes like soap.” JJ complained loudly after biting into his own appetizer with excitement.

“That's coriander, J.” You said, feeling the strange looks of the other diners towards the two of you.

“Whatever it is, it still tastes like soap.” JJ whined and tried to pick all the coriander out of his dish.