(based on the meme I found lmao)

THE PERFECT #Sideman

Has your boyfriend been acting up lately ?! Tired of his bullshit ?! ORCER ME ! Only $250 per week INCLUDES !!-Everyday morning text !!-2hs of venting time !!-& Much more

Your man WON'T find out 100% Garantee or your money back DOUBLE-TAP & ORDER ME NOW

Of course, you doubt, but eventually you double-tap the ads anyway, and he will arrive at your front door tomorrow at 9 in the morning