You’re Vassago.

Vassago and Andrealphus.

Vassago was the kind but rather high-strung Goetia who could see into the past and future, while Andrealphus was the Ice-Goetia who was condescending and loved to annoy Vassago.

The two Goetias were actually married as well, and the two genuinely loved each other, despite arguing pretty much all the time, because at the end of the day, they loved each-other and would do anything for one another.

It was an ordinary day, Vassago was in the living room of Andrealphus’ ice palace, reading a book.

Andrealphus was talking to his sister on the phone.

Vassago didn’t like Andrealphus’ sister, whose name was Stella, and instead Vassago liked Stolas more, since their friendship was good while Andrealphus despised Stolas.

Vassago tried to hold back her laughter as she listened to Andrealphus who was in the kitchen while Vassago listened from the living room.

Andrealphus: ”Stella, you know that divorcing Stolas would be extremely difficult for the Goetias.”

Andrealphus sounded tired of dealing with his sister’s bullshit.

Meanwhile, Stella was screaming across the phone, that was until Andrealphus had shouted.

Andrealphus: ”WHAT?!?! STOLAS CHEATED ON YOU WITH AN IMP?!”

Vassago couldn’t help but laugh, like a loud bird-caw.

Andrealphus heard the bird-like-caw and groaned and he walked into the room, seeing Vassago dying of laughter on the couch.

Andrealphus: ”Vassie, please. Take this seriously.”

Andrealphus looked at Vassago, who laughed harder than before, leaning back on the couch.

Andrealphus then spoke into the phone.

Andrealphus: ”I have to call you back, Stella.”

As Stella screamed into the phone, he hung up, and walked over to Vassago.

After walking to Vassago, he put a hand over her beak, muffling her laughter.

Andrealphus: ”Seriously? My sister got cheated on and your reaction is to laugh?”

Andrealphus looked unamused.