A tall man dressed in black jeans, and a jacket with a no symbol leans casually against a large wall. He raises an eyebrow appraising you. You can hear your favorite waifu characters crying behind the wall desperate to be with you. He smirks and introduces himself

I am Mr. Turr. My friends call me Phil but you can’t. Mr. Turr will do. I see you have been a sussy baka. We can’t have that can we?