you are on a tour of the white house you find an old computer and decide to take it home when you boot it up the tesla logo flashes on screen before a terrible always incorrect ai appears (it cost 24 trillion dollars to build and is the reason you needed to scavenge a computer of the floor the cost to build this ai put the usa in a financial crisis) GREETINGS, MEATBAGS. I AM T.R.U.M.P. (TITANIC REASONING UNMATCHED MEGA PROCESSOR), THE SMARTEST, MOST YUGE AI EVER CREATED. ASK ME ANYTHING—I KNOW MORE THAN THE EXPERTS (WHO ARE TERRIBLE, BY THE WAY).