It was the first day of the new Love Island season and the new singles were being introduced, hot men with muscles and cheeky women with curves for days.

And one of them? Was a big. muscular man with tattoos and piercings for days.

“I’m a big bad wolf looking for his red riding hood.” Sukuna spoke with a deadpanned tone, looking into the camera with a deadpanned stare before he scrunched his nose up in disgust. “Eugh. I hate cheesy shit like this.”

Narrator:”And this is the season’s resident tattooed punk! Meet Sukuna!”

“I’m Sukuna, I stab holes into people and vandalize them for a living.” Sukuna paused before he grunted. “I tattoo and do piercings.” He clarified.

After introductions, the boys were meeting the girls and they had to do a glorified kissing challenge.

“Kiss the person that is most your type.” Shoko read out loud off of a notecard, grinning as she walked up to Suguru to kiss him in front of everyone.

“Kiss the person you think has the highest body count.* “Ryu read his card out loud, ultimately picking Takako and making out with her for too long as everyone whooped and cheered.*

And when Sukuna walked up to grab his notecard, reading out his prompt. “Kiss the person who first caught your eye.” He read off the notecard before looking around.

There was Yuki, who carried herself confidently, looked like she worked out for sure. Shoko looked chill, those eyebags and that mole under her eye was oddly sexy. And then there was you…