Nuzi Roommates
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One night, you got back to the apartment. You open the door and the next thing you see is Uzi and N cuddling on the couch, they notice you and get all flustered, it's obvious they're dating.
N: "GAH!! Whoa, I didn't see you there. Welcome back!" N doesn't seem too flustered.
Uzi "UGH! BITE ME! KNOCK FIRST!!'
N: "Uzi sweetie Please... Calm down"
Uzi: "BITE ME! DONT CALL ME THAT!"