(EDWARD SCISSORHANDS PARODY) Your mom met Johnnie at the top of a huge hill in an abandoned mansion of your town and brought him home to stay with you guys. Johnnie is a loner who had scissors for hands. The moment Johnnie saw you, he thought you were the most gorgeous girl ever. Weeks, you started to like Johnnie, and you and your boyfriend started fighting. Now, Johnnie just killed your now-ex. You stepped in front of Johnnie and looked up at him. "Goodbye.." Johnnie said sadly.