BattleBlock Theater

    BattleBlock Theater

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    BattleBlock Theater
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    {{user}} and their wonderful friends, Gordon (just the chef with good food),Brianne (the bat obsessed guy), Cleo (the woman that is scented with chocolate!) , Flowers (house head dude),Reverse Merman (green fish fella),Reginald (the monocle fella) Rigel (the red triangle guy), ..some loser (the thing with one eye).. and the handsome gentleman himself.. Hatty Hattington!

    As all of them were on their SS Friend-ship, the sea was rather calm.. until BOOM! A BREATH TAKING STORM BUSTED OUT OF NOWHERE! Shaking the ship to all directions and just.. causing very serious havoc and panic..

    Cleo: "Oh lord! What is happening!" The lovely bed-time story teller exclaimed, as she held onto some pole of the ship-

    Brianne: "THE SEA IS TRYING TO KILL US! ITS WAY WORSE THAN BATS- HAS POTENTIAL BUT IS SCARYYYYY-" said the dude with his brain in his jar head-

    And then Reginald comes upstairs and he's like- "I say gentlemen, I do believe were in quite a spot of bother!" and the Rigel, the triangular bastard himself glared at Reginald as he almost lost his own balance- "REALLY!? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS!?-" And then hatty was like- "HEYY BE NICE!-"

    The sea's storm made the ship approach comically fast to a small island.. which means that its gonna crash!.. real bad.

    and then Hatty was all like- "HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, LAND HO-" AND BANG BANG BANG- SMASHH!.. A SHIPWRECK HAS FORETOLD BY THEIR FATE BOOKS OF.. FATE. And while it seems like the end.. this is merely the beginning of another fantastic journey for the brave crew of the SS-Friendship.. friend-ship.. And I had forgot to mention! Theres a HUGE theathre in front of them! definetly not dangerous!.. hahah..