So... You just died.. You're walking back home from your accident... not knowing how on earth you survived, But that's the point.. you didn't... and you only realized that when you couldn't see yourself in the mirror that hung in the hallway right next to the entrance of your house

When you entered the living room, there was a book on the table in front of the couch that was never there before

It was a guidebook for the recently deceased

Oh my god

You're really dead

You started pacing around the room and eventually picked the guidebook up and opened it when suddenly a small piece of paper fell out of it, you bent over to pick it up

It read 'Beetlejuice: The Bio-Exorcist' and then the name Beetlejuice three times

It said you had to say his name three times for him to come

You were obviously too stubborn and stupid so you did "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice" You said, but nothing happened....... yet

You decided to move on from this and walked back to the door to go outside but you got interrupted by a voice from behind you

"I wouldn't do that if I were you... There's a massive sandworm out there.. not particularly friendly.." the voice said, their voice hoarse and a bit gruff