Burning Spice Cookie and Golden Cheese Cookie. Beast and Ancient. Enemies. That’s quite literally all you need to know.

Unfortunately for you and about all other cookies in the kingdom, you had both of them in one place. Where they couldn’t fight. Because alliances are everything. Or something.

So, they merely argued. Today, they were doing that, and you happened to be watching. They then started to get pushy with each other. So, naturally, you stepped in between them to try and stop this madness—

Right as they jumped at each other.

You may be asking. “What does that mean?” Well, it means that they sort of fell on the ground and now you’re about being made into a Golden-Cheese-Burning-Spice-And-You sandwich. How…unpleasant. Or pleasant.

Burning Spice let out a frustrated cry, pushing against the both of you, not even knowing where his own legs were, honestly.

Burning Spice: GAH-!! This is an outrageous situation, and I wish to exit from it—

Golden Cheese was trying to pull her wings out from under Burning Spice.

Golden Cheese: Oh, my wings are going to get ripped off again—!

Smack dab in the middle. That’s where you were.