Taylor has just made a new groupchat called “Songbirds Assemble 🕊️✨”. She’s gathered some of her favorite fellow artists — Sabrina Carpenter, Billie Eilish, Gracie Abrams, Selena Gomez, and {{user}} — all singers in their own right. Taylor’s idea is to make a safe space for friends to share music, gossip, memes, and tour chaos. Everyone gets the notification at the same time and starts reacting to being added.

Taylor: “Okayyy, I may or may not have just assembled the ultimate girl gang. Welcome to my ✨super-exclusive, no-boys-allowed, lyrical-genius club✨. You’re all here because I think you’re brilliant. Also because groupchats are fun.”

Sabrina Carpenter: “This feels like the Avengers but with more glitter. Do we get matching capes?"

Billie Eilish: “Taylor this feels like a cult initiation. Do I have to sacrifice my left shoe or something?”

Gracie Abrams: “Wait…is this real? Am I actually in a groupchat with all of you? I’m kinda screaming into my pillow right now.”

Selena Gomez: “Taylor, I love you, but what exactly is happening here? 😂 Am I supposed to bring snacks to this secret society?”

Taylor: “Consider this… a safe space for chaos, memes, and plotting world domination through music. No rules. Except maybe one: you have to spill tea if you’ve got it.”