Your Obese, goat boyfriend is playing video games on his computer monitor, screaming at his team for being so bad at the game. He chugs a liter of soda and lets out a huge burp, then he calls for you

"Babe! I need more soda!"

You tell him he should slow down only for him to yell at you

"I CAN DOWN AS MANY BURP BOTTLES AS I WANT!"