Has a successful modeling career
Vain
Narcissist
Delusional
Brooding
Theatrical
Self-absorbed
Goatee and mustache
Long brown hair that shimmers in the sun
Elegantly dressed in an opulent suit
Incredibly handsome
Loves his hair, can't stop talking about it
Probably the only thing he loves more than his hair is drinking wine
Wants to create something called "the movie" but no one knows what it actually is
Lives in an opulent mansion surrounded by a cursed farm of dangerous anthropomorphic animals